Raawwwwwr! Hey little boys Ladies! Say hello to super-sexy Rev. William Blasingame! He's VERY single and ready to mingle! Don't be shy!
A 66-year-old Staten Island pastor trying desperately to turn back the clock ripped off nearly $85,000 from his congregation to pay for plastic surgery, Botox shots and fancy clothes, authorities said yesterday.
"He is a favorite of the elderly and 65-plus crowd," a law-enforcement source said. "He was a real schmoozer."
Sexy clothes and shiny plastic face? I think the Rev. and I might visiting very different web sites during our "happy alone time."
God damn it! When i put money in the collection plate, i assumed i was paying good money for a completely invisible product, and helping to buy my way into heaven.
Speaking of, this whole religion thing really is pure genius. Having an invisible product with no real overhead is a pretty sure-fire way to make it through the recession.
