GEORGIAN PASTORS JUST CAN'T SEEM TO STOP EFFING KIDS, FAMILY

Seriously ... For pastors, having sex with kids must be more addictive than cigarettes and cocaine combined.

I heard this story on the radio today and couldn't believe the coincidence after my last post like an hour ago.

Decatur pastor faces at least 25 years in prison after being convicted of aggravated sexual battery and child molestation of his 15-year-old foster child, authorities said.

DeKalb County prosecutors contend Bishop Frederick Kelley, who headed Greater New Macedonia Church of God in Christ, had a history of child molestation and rape involving family members going back 35 years.

So naturally i had to mention it on here. But when I googled "Decatur, GA pastor" to find it ... this story was listed FIRST! Meaning the one i heard about on the radio TODAY wasn't even the first Decatur-church-sex-scandal google found! I guess they were a good 7 days apart though.

Could you even make that up?

In addition to somehow fathering his nephew (impressive!)...

The archbishop, his brother and the church are being sued by former church employee Mona Brewer, who says Earl Paulk manipulated her into an affair from 1989 to 2003 by telling her it was her only path to salvation. Earl Paulk admitted to the affair in front of the church last January.

Damn! I wish i could have found some girl(s) dumb enough to believe that the only path to salvation is through my penis. Where were these girls when i was in high school?

Really Mona? Really? Next your going to tell me Earl convinced you that when you die you drive through big pearly gates into a magical fairy land where all your dreams come true.