JERRY O'CONNELL IS MY NEW FAVORITE ACTOR

Obviously there's still hard feelings about signing with Bob Sugar.

You'd think that other religions would take note of how "Scientology was just magically created." Whether it was created for making money, or steering people to live a certain way and do certain things there's obviously an agenda here, right?

So what's more likely Christians? A guy living in the sky magically made everything or public leaders a couple thousand years ago, were pushing their agendas on the masses?

Jeez, however can we solve this great mystery?

SHIELD THE EYES OF YOUR CHILDREN!

So this is it! ... The full-length, girl-on-girl porno scene from the video game Mass Effect that Fox News made famous with their fug, misguided "expert" Cooper Lawrence.

Hide your children in bomb shelters before their eyes melt out of their heads! And pray to Jesus that more sinful devil work like this doesn't spread...

Wait ... that's IT? Man.... I, was barely able to masturbate to it within the 57 seconds. Luckily that blue alien chick is damn sexy.

COOPER LAWRENCE IS SORRY ... KIND OF

After appearing on Fox News to induce the latest media frenzy over a supposed sex scene in a video game, author Cooper Lawrence wasn't real excited about elevendy billion gamers descending on amazon.com to bash review her book in retaliation. She tells MTV...

"In hindsight, I would have liked to have had the opportunity to play this game before appearing on the program," Lawrence said in a statement released to MTV News by her publicist. "As a developmental-psychology expert, I was asked to appear on this particular show to discuss the broader issue of video games and their impact on developing adolescents, not as an expert on 'Mass Effect.' "

Never mind the fact that...
1. She had no idea what she was talking about
2. The game was rated appropriately not for kids (M-Mature)
3. There's racier sex stuff on 7 p.m. on Fox TV shows (see Joe Millionaire getting a BJ in the woods)

The point everyone fails to bring up with sex in video games is ... WHAT ABOUT THE EFFING violence??? How has American culture been mind-fucked by religion into thinking that sex is the worst thing ever.

I played Gears Of War last night with a bunch kids who sounded like their balls haven't dropped yet. In Gears of War you can fucking saw people in half with a chain saw and they scream "AAHHHHHHH" while you do it.

No media coverage on that. No parent outcry. But the moment you throw some CONSENSUAL sex into the mix... Holy shit get your picket signs!!

If i had 10-year-old kids i'd let them watch that Mass effect clip on a continuous loop for days before i let them play Gears of War. Of course, I also don't think sex is evil, which i'm probably going to hell for.

JERRY McGUIRE IS COMPLETELY SANE

Terminology of Scientology...

SP = Suppressive Person
KSW = Keeping Scientology Working
Orgs = organizations

there's a
ton of stuff...

Ooooh fun! Acronyms! Lemme go! ... Tom is BSC.

BSC = Bat Shit Crazy.

Seriously ... How did L. Ron Hubbard brainwash Jerry McGuire into being the spokesperson of Scientology? Did he just put him at the top of the pyramid scheme or whatever it is? Maybe he presented it like the "biggest movie roll ever!"

Ron: "Jerry! Baby! Have i got script for you! It's a social-experiment-kind-of-thing. If you can get other people to buy into my pyramid scheme you'll be considered the best actor ever! You'll be the first one on the mother ship. My word is as strong as oak."

Jerry M: That's sounds pretty good... IN.