I'M AN FSM MINISTER, NO TAXES PLEASE

So i was getting my money back from the government raping my paycheck all year doing my taxes this weekend and came across the page above. I've obviously heard about tax exemptions for religion, but they always seemed like a distant myth that doesn't actually happen in real life... like a cheetah running 60 mph or Christian being intelligent .... So obviously it was kinda jarring to come face-to-face with it.

"If you are minister, member of a religious order, or notary public and would like to make an adjustment to the self-employer tax, click the SE Adjustment button."

So yeah, I consider myself a minister for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I made shirts, i posted my status as a pasfarian on facebook. And if you know as much about the Holy script of the FSM as i do, you'd know a HUGE part being pastafarian is not doing anything at all! Thus i'm actively involved in the church and not paying a cent of taxes.

Hell, I'd like to see them TRY to audit my ass. I wish THEY WOULD. But if the dirty IRS wants to jeopardize their shot at eternal bliss with the FSM, beer volocanos and stripper factories, i guess that's their business. Your move Uncle Sam.

JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'M A NON-RACIST

The KKK was battered to the fringes of society... We've changed our discourse on race,