6.05.2008

COWS SIT DOWN BEFORE STORMS = GOD EXISTS


It's been a while since my last post because i saw this video and it's pretty obvious to me now that God does exist!

I mean if you were an intelligent designer you can't come right out and show yourself, or leave behind clear documents about the founding of your religion for your followers. Otherwise they couldn't have true faith! Duh.

Instead, what you do is, leave behind little clues within other plants and animals you made. I'll design seed
s to fly to new areas and animals to sense tsunamis. It''ll be like the best episode of CSI ever! That way some losERrrr, i mean internet nerd prophet, can piece them together on a youtube clip for all to see the light, yet everyone can retain their faith. Everybody wins!

Even if they were able to disprove the "theory of evolution," which they didn't, that doesn't prove the existence of God. It's not either-or. If there were no such thing as evolution which has concrete proof like fossils, and carbon dating — Which religion (each with zero real evidence) would be right?


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Fossils are evidence? That's what "they" want you to believe.